Sleeping Through the Night…
Buy the Book:AMAZON BARNES & NOBLE INDIEBOUND
Release Date: April 14, 2017
Pages: 266
ISBN13: 978-1544072852
Overview
...and other lies
Sandi Kahn Shelton takes readers on a wild ride through parenting -- from the first disillusioning night home from the hospital with a brand-new baby to the joys of toilet training and the hair-raising terrible twos. Honest, encouraging, and side-splittingly funny, this book is just what every new mom and dad need to help them see the lighter side of changing diapers, meddling in-laws, baby's first curse word, and, of course, sleepless nights.
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Praise
“This was a great down-to-earth read for expecting and/or new parents. It is full of relaxing humor that makes you feel like you are not alone in the parenthood adventure!”
—Shayna, from Goodreads
“So funny! A must read for all sleep deprived parents whose friends claim that their babies are sleeping through the night when their ages can still be measured in weeks....”
—Nikki, Goodreads
Excerpt
TWENTY-ONE THINGS I REFUSED TO DO IN ONE AFTERNOON WITH A TODDLER
A day will come when you find yourself home alone with a cranky toddler. No matter how carefully you have planned your life, how much your mother and mother-in-law want to be keeping her, how many consecutive out-of-town jobs you have secured for yourself, there will come a day when you have no way out.
It is raining outside. Your child is whining, making that noise. You happen to notice that your household owns no arsenic.